First, welcome to Filip Cerny DP site!
This is my photo! :-)
Hello everyone! First please apologise for my poor english, I am not american!! My name is Filip Cerny and I live in Czech Republic in its main city - Prague. I am 24 years old and I am already married! Also apologise that homepage is still not complete - I am just learning HTML!
I like mainly HISTORY, GOOD JOKES and also everything joined with computers like WINDOWS XP AND GRAPHICAL SOFTWARE, PROGRAMMING, C++ and JAVA, WIFI, LAN SECURITY, LITTLE HACKING, ... And reading technical and historical literature!!!
I live in Prague - very nice city with great history, if you dont know where to go on your holidays, then I advise just tour Prague! And I can be your quide if you require somebody. Just contact me, its really no problem for me!
I am always having a good time when I hear some good joke, here are my favourites:
1. My son is just under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
2. Just please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
3. Dear College School: Please excuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
4. Please excuse Gloria from her today. She is administrating.
5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
10. Please excuse Ray Friday from college school. He has very loose vowels.
11. Please just excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the shits. [words in ()'s were crossed out.]
12. Please just excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
14. Please Excuse Jimmy for being late, he was watching first dp so it was his adult father's fault.
15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
16. Please excuse Jennifer Rama for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
17. Sally won't be in school a week just from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She just spent a tour with the Marines.
19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
20. Please excuse adult Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
21. Gloria Rama was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
22. Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and over it under the first doctor.
23. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever paysites, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached just all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
24. Please excuse Jason for not being in college club yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.